You know you have had too much coffee when…

* You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.

* Instant coffee takes too long.

* You chew on other people’s fingernails.

* You answer the door, before people knock.

* You sleep with your eyes open.

* You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

* You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.

* You’re the employee of the month at Starbucks – and you don’t even work there.

* You help your dog chase its tail.

* You lick your coffeepot clean.

* You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

* You’re so wired you pick up FM radio.

* You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug.

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