Male Stuff

I fail to understand why that girl at my reunion thought I was a chauvinist, I just feel most of the time it is just better being a guy!

Men Are Just Happier People — What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental — $100.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
You have one mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades…
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
(This was so written by a jealous woman)

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5 thoughts on “Male Stuff

  1. hehehe this stuff is all very true, but it’s not what makes you happy! 🙂
    I would say happiness is a choice and that if you reversed most of these statements, they would make chicks happy. If you think about it.
    You know stuff about tanks – I don’t know stuff about tanks and this makes me very happy. You can never be pregnant but you never get to feel a baby inside of you. How incredible! You can open all your own jars, well, so can we, but we like to flatter your ego and let you do it! 😉 Wedding plans take care of themselves and we get a chance to plan a huge event where we are a princess for a day and someone else pays for it!

    So, in conclusion, I don’t think men are any more happier than women. Besides, to you males, chocolate is just another snack! (You’re missing out!) 😀
    kezza.

  2. You crack me up!! Maybe I should try to be a woman for a day, you have got me curious…nah – not that curious!
    Happy New Year

  3. After 12 years of being in a trade I still have to remind myself.. righty tighty, lefty loosy, also I dont know anything about tanks.. Is my masculinity still in tack???

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