"No Guarantees" is about my life...and I guess yours in some ways, about spirituality, relationships and being. There are not too many things that are 100% guaranteed in this life. This blog is one of them!
I sometimes make things in my shed from wood, I drink coffee with people for a living, I read, I walk, I paddle, I spend time discovering stuff about a person called Jesus and I live with and love Mikaela, Andy and Sophie my three kids and Christine my amazing wife...and Max my Border Collie...and some chooks...and a rabbit called chook.
No Guarantees 
How cool hey. I once talked about this in a stand up routine I did.
Though I wonder if you’ve got time to check the net for dunnies then you’re obviously not in a hurry. I advocated a phone system where someone could tell you while you were waiting to go.